Wild Adventures in Photography, part 1
Dog behind fence: ruff ruff ruff....ruff ruff
me: (click click.....click)
Dog behind fence: (more intently now) ruff ruff ruff....ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff....ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff....ruff ruff
me: (click click.....click)
Man behind fence: Roscoe! What's going on out there?
Man behind fence: (peering around fence) What's going on out here?
me: (pointing at knothole in fence) Oh, I'm sorry, I was just taking a picture of your fence.
Man peering around fence: My fence? Well that doesn't seem very interesting.
me: Its not (then trying to add levity to a tense encounter) but maybe if you had something interesting that showed through the peephole?
Man peering around fence: Is that your bike?
me: (hopeful that maybe he wants to put my bike in the peephole view, which is a little trite, but since when has trite stopped me) Yes, it is!
Man peering around fence: Then maybe you should ride it to somewhere more interesting and take pictures there.
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