Shiny lights

Ninjas...so hot right now.

So, tonight at work, I totally burnt my popcorn. Like bad. Bad bad. Where it congealed into a ball of black unrecognizable smoldering crumble crap.

It stunk up the whole place and almost set off fire alarms.

I ran the bag out the nearest door, leaving a waft of acrid smoke in my cubicle wake.

And once I got it outside, I couldn't find a trash can anywhere. And I couldn't just leave it there, all litter like. So I stashed it in my car until I got off work.

2 wrongs do not make a right.
I still smell like burnt.

Whatever.


I hope they don't ban popcorn at work now.