Four - oh

Well, at least I won't forget how old I am this year like I've been doing for about 8 years now.

Racing Age 40

My work did that black balloon over the hill thing to my office. I am wearing an over the hill button. There's over the hill confetti and "lordy lordy you're turning 40" dinner mints all over the place. The whole staff is dressed in black too. They must have blown up like ... I don't know....30 black balloons. Sheez, I need to invite them on our race team with those lungs. I would have pulled out the bike pump. I wonder what happens if you try CO2 on balloons?

Its all almost as silly as Laura's 40th. That was a funny day. Gosh, what was that, like 12 years ago Laura?

So I'm going to call my mom up now and remind her I am 40. She likes it when I do that.

And I want my present now! NOW!