I know the feeling! I have been craving all sorts of things lately! But yesterday I did find Snickers, that tasted very different, and Peanut M&Ms at the supermercato! It was my saving grace! My roommate called me and said "Meet me on aisle 6." And there they were! Yummmm! American junk food! It's awesome!
"Ovulation refers to that time when your ovary releases an egg for fertilization. It happens once a month and is a distinct stage of your menstrual cycle. Usually, one egg is released from your ovary about two weeks before you expect your period."
shyte! I missed all the fun over here this morning. Lauren, why didn't you tell me this was going on? totally cracks me up.
okay, we have code words now. but heck! it's just something I say when my breasts get all huge & swollen, I gain 3 pounds, I'm bloated, horny, cranky, and hungry.
and I don't have a U so I can't say PMS because I don't M. so I just ovulate. end of story.
and if I had someone to mount last night I wouldn't have craved the fricking popcorn! sex is always better than food, although sex with food, or food with sex, is second to none.
OMG! I am such a freak! I am at home alone (well, Luca, the baby is sleeping). Browsing Bella blog amusement and I certainly missed a funny conversation. BTW: I haven't ovulated since August '05! Luca just had his 8 month birthday. Still no sign of Aunt Flow. Kinda cool! TMI, but still kinda cool.
OMG! I am such a freak! I am at home alone (well, Luca, the baby is sleeping). Browsing Bella blog amusement and I certainly missed a funny conversation. BTW: I haven't ovulated since August '05! Luca just had his 8 month birthday. Still no sign of Aunt Flow. Kinda cool! TMI, but still kinda cool.
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hurry up! get the popcorn!
oh god. All you people and your freaking thin mints! They're everywhere! Make it stop!
I ate one
that's it.
we're setting up a girl scout cookie stand at snelling...
hold on my little bike racers. i have a kid in girl scouts. or brownies i guess it's called.
smart thinking alicat. i think we'll come to some local crits and set up a table...
I know the feeling! I have been craving all sorts of things lately! But yesterday I did find Snickers, that tasted very different, and Peanut M&Ms at the supermercato! It was my saving grace! My roommate called me and said "Meet me on aisle 6." And there they were! Yummmm! American junk food! It's awesome!
I crave crunchy things when I'm ovulating. It hit me HARD last night. I found one lone bag of popcorn in the cupboard. I ate the whole thing.
girl scouts at a bike race would totally clean up
personally, i hate the thin mints
velogirl said...
I crave crunchy things when I'm ovulating. It hit me HARD last night. I found one lone bag of popcorn in the cupboard. I ate the whole thing.
Me too! Man, that's weird...
gin...
"I crave crunchy things when I'm ovulating."
do you ovulate? i assumed you were a guy
i totally ovulate.
all right all you people just cut it out.
no talking about ovulating!
and somebody get me some gawdamm thin mints, quick!!
there's an OV in ovulate
I only crave one thing when I ovulate...and it ain't popcorn.
sessy
this is crazy! men don't ovulate!
it's a woman thingy...
"Ovulation refers to that time when your ovary releases an egg for fertilization. It happens once a month and is a distinct stage of your menstrual cycle. Usually, one egg is released from your ovary about two weeks before you expect your period."
ovulate.
i don't like that word.
it's up there with morsel and mount and panties...
and women who say "i'm ovulating"? come on.
it's like saying "let's mount" or something. or "look at those delicious morsels". or "i need to wash my panties".
i'm saving a whole boat load of thin mints for pab.
but saying ovulate was worth it for Flandria's outrage and subsequent defintion posting.
and yeah, its an icky word.
But i still like panties and morsels.
just not at the same time or anything.
Jeez, I wonder then what the heck is going on with me.
Panties and morsels... so nasty.
ew...
this is so much better then working.
lauren said...
"let's mount"
Now what's wrong with saying this? Makes me feel warm and tingly inside...
gin's ovulating all over our blog morsels.
This is making me feel all warm and tingly too:
quite a sight
"let's mount"!!!
That's classic. But I might alter it a bit if I were you.
"I'm going to mount you now"
or
"Let us mount each other"
or
"Saddle me, cowboy"
or.... well... ok maybe not.
How do you mount each other? Isn't one always the mounter and the other the mountee?
I'll be back, all this mounting talk is making things a bit problematic here at the cube...
yeah, mounting each other doesn't work.
i think trac has it correctly with "I'm going to mount you now".
but that sure wouldn't get me excited...hearing that as things were getting hot.
shyte! I missed all the fun over here this morning. Lauren, why didn't you tell me this was going on? totally cracks me up.
okay, we have code words now. but heck! it's just something I say when my breasts get all huge & swollen, I gain 3 pounds, I'm bloated, horny, cranky, and hungry.
and I don't have a U so I can't say PMS because I don't M. so I just ovulate. end of story.
and if I had someone to mount last night I wouldn't have craved the fricking popcorn! sex is always better than food, although sex with food, or food with sex, is second to none.
ok, everybody just shuddup (especially VG) and get me some gawdamm thin mints!!!!!
my random thoughts on this subject:
i like the word ovulate
i avoid ovulation myself as much as possible
pab craves thin mints when he ovulates
i once had a chicken named olve
now i am determined to think of a way in which 2 people could mount "each other"
it MUST be possible. Somehow.
A chicken named Olve. YUmmy.
i asked my hunny...he doesn't ovulate
That's a simple one kinda sorta. Think digits... that's close, isn't it?
OMG! I am such a freak! I am at home alone (well, Luca, the baby is sleeping). Browsing Bella blog amusement and I certainly missed a funny conversation. BTW: I haven't ovulated since August '05! Luca just had his 8 month birthday. Still no sign of Aunt Flow. Kinda cool! TMI, but still kinda cool.
OMG! I am such a freak! I am at home alone (well, Luca, the baby is sleeping). Browsing Bella blog amusement and I certainly missed a funny conversation. BTW: I haven't ovulated since August '05! Luca just had his 8 month birthday. Still no sign of Aunt Flow. Kinda cool! TMI, but still kinda cool.
Jesus - I miss so much because I don't have time for internet at work. ANOTHER thing that sucks about being a teacher.
P.S. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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