Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Dickiedos and Dorks

Our free web statistics thingie lists all of the searches that land people on your site. I don't normally pay attention to this list, because...well who cares. But today, while taking a brain break from this stupid bank recon, I looked at the list.

And it cracked me up.

People will type anything in that search bar:

Last 20 Searchengine Queries
15 Mar, Wed, 19:56:46
Google: craigslist: yurt
18 Mar, Sat, 05:34:50
Google: dork riders
18 Mar, Sat, 17:11:47
Yahoo: nicole freedman shaklee
19 Mar, Sun, 01:10:15
Google: wiggly headband
19 Mar, Sun, 13:37:53
Google: ornopa
20 Mar, Mon, 10:09:56
Google: funny evite responses
20 Mar, Mon, 13:28:14
MSN Search: babble gallery
20 Mar, Mon, 19:44:14
Google: steve smith drunkingham
20 Mar, Mon, 22:56:25
Google: ornopa
22 Mar, Wed, 11:05:43
Google: velo bella pocket money
22 Mar, Wed, 14:47:13
Google: cycling hotties
24 Mar, Fri, 22:30:50
Google: olaf vanderhoot
25 Mar, Sat, 13:38:57
Google: nicknameless
27 Mar, Mon, 11:03:40
Google: Dickiedo Belly
27 Mar, Mon, 11:22:34
Google: bella schoolgirl
28 Mar, Tue, 04:25:06
Google: Nicole "Snerf" Freedman
28 Mar, Tue, 15:07:12
MSN Search: bella
28 Mar, Tue, 17:00:26
Google: "ceo of tmobile"
28 Mar, Tue, 19:08:36
MSN Search: Jennifer Tilley naked
29 Mar, Wed, 13:10:58
Google: ricky carmichael motorhome driver

I'm not sure how I feel about us coming up on a seach for Dickiedoos, dork riders, and wiggly headbands.

And the yurt is not for sale.

And Jen is wearing clothes.


At 1:59 PM, March 29, 2006, Blogger ginmtb said...

Hey fellow dork here. Funny, Velo Bella came up after searching google for "Jed is gay." Uh, at least that is what a friend told me. Yeah, that's it.

BTW - I'm going to be in Watsonville tomorrow. Available for lunch or doing lunchervals?

At 2:12 PM, March 29, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

Whatchya doing in WVille?

Lunchervals sound great, but I actually work in Morgan Hill. Cuz thats where the fox lives.

At 2:23 PM, March 29, 2006, Blogger ginmtb said...

Oh crap, I thought the fox was in Watsonville. Oh well. SOC it is. I'm going to see a contractor down there.

I've been told no lunchervals by my personal trainer (BJM). I was wondering if you were going to be doing them actually.

At 2:25 PM, March 29, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

the shox fox are in Wville, but Fox Racing is in Morgan Hill.

Your trainer and my trainer should do lunch.

At 7:34 PM, March 29, 2006, Blogger PAB said...

this post cracks me up.

At 6:36 AM, March 30, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

i tried some of these and couldn't find how they linked.

then i tried searching google for my blog.

it took till the 8th search page to find it


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