Dickiedos and Dorks
Our free web statistics thingie lists all of the searches that land people on your site. I don't normally pay attention to this list, because...well who cares. But today, while taking a brain break from this stupid bank recon, I looked at the list.
And it cracked me up.
People will type anything in that search bar:
Last 20 Searchengine Queries
15 Mar, Wed, 19:56:46
Google: craigslist: yurt
18 Mar, Sat, 05:34:50
Google: dork riders
18 Mar, Sat, 17:11:47
Yahoo: nicole freedman shaklee
19 Mar, Sun, 01:10:15
Google: wiggly headband
19 Mar, Sun, 13:37:53
Google: ornopa
20 Mar, Mon, 10:09:56
Google: funny evite responses
20 Mar, Mon, 13:28:14
MSN Search: babble gallery
20 Mar, Mon, 19:44:14
Google: steve smith drunkingham
20 Mar, Mon, 22:56:25
Google: ornopa
22 Mar, Wed, 11:05:43
Google: velo bella pocket money
22 Mar, Wed, 14:47:13
Google: cycling hotties
24 Mar, Fri, 22:30:50
Google: olaf vanderhoot
25 Mar, Sat, 13:38:57
Google: nicknameless
27 Mar, Mon, 11:03:40
Google: Dickiedo Belly
27 Mar, Mon, 11:22:34
Google: bella schoolgirl
28 Mar, Tue, 04:25:06
Google: Nicole "Snerf" Freedman
28 Mar, Tue, 15:07:12
MSN Search: bella
28 Mar, Tue, 17:00:26
Google: "ceo of tmobile"
28 Mar, Tue, 19:08:36
MSN Search: Jennifer Tilley naked
29 Mar, Wed, 13:10:58
Google: ricky carmichael motorhome driver
I'm not sure how I feel about us coming up on a seach for Dickiedoos, dork riders, and wiggly headbands.
And the yurt is not for sale.
And Jen is wearing clothes.
posted by Velo Bella @ 1:31 PM
6 Comments:
Hey fellow dork here. Funny, Velo Bella came up after searching google for "Jed is gay." Uh, at least that is what a friend told me. Yeah, that's it.
BTW - I'm going to be in Watsonville tomorrow. Available for lunch or doing lunchervals?
Whatchya doing in WVille?
Lunchervals sound great, but I actually work in Morgan Hill. Cuz thats where the fox lives.
Oh crap, I thought the fox was in Watsonville. Oh well. SOC it is. I'm going to see a contractor down there.
I've been told no lunchervals by my personal trainer (BJM). I was wondering if you were going to be doing them actually.
the shox fox are in Wville, but Fox Racing is in Morgan Hill.
Your trainer and my trainer should do lunch.
this post cracks me up.
i tried some of these and couldn't find how they linked.
then i tried searching google for my blog.
it took till the 8th search page to find it
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