Frog legged dreams

While in Pennsylvania, we were hopelessly without tour coverage.

Our internet access was spotty and OLN was nowhere to be found.

So, after finally arriving home yesterday afternoon, Michael and I parked ourselves in front of the tube to get a much needed dose of tour coverage.

And in a flash, I saw it.
I couldn't believe my eyes.

It was Landis, on the podium, from back when he had the yellow jersey.

I am all excited that Landis is doing so well. Firstly, because he was my pick, and when he does well I can be all smug and know-it-allish about it. But secondly and almost as importantly, because I like when he gets all SoCal Inland Empire up on the hallowed TdF podium.

Except this shot of him that I saw on the podium was more Robin Hood, than In the Hood.

There was Landis, with cap askew, JLo Glasses flying huge like, sparse why-bother goatee just a sparkling away....but down below...under the yellow jersey...Flandis was wearing

ewww....shudder...


green tights.

Green and tight.

And so this morning, so that I could blog about the green and tightyness of it all, I searched for a photo. I searched and searched and while I found plenty of photos of Landis on the podium, I could find none that showed him frog legged.

I am hoping that this lack of photographic evidence means it was just a bad dream induced by too much airport food and jet lag?