Check Up
Interior: Filthy. Remnants of dirt, dog hair, and even a few boxes left over from job move.
Exterior: Filthy. Old bird poop mixed with redwood needles and dust from driving down too many dirt roads.
Windshield: Crack has officially reached terminal status on both ends, encompassing entire windshield and offering an annoying blinding glare in the sun.
Tires: Passenger rear tire only holds air for about 4 days. Must keep a small bag of quarters handy for constant refill.
Oil Change: Oil change now 1,000 miles overdue. I think. Give or take a few thousand miles.
Maintenance Light: Some random maintenance light has been on for a while now. A long while.
Cycling Training Plan: Right on target.
posted by Velo Bella @ 8:47 AM
13 Comments:
It occurs to me--that little grey box you drive MUST have a name....which would help explain the apparent teeny bit of guilt over his/her/its neglect...
its simply referred to as "the toaster"
el toastino ...
mmm...sprints.
your car sure had gone downhill since i last saw it
but i guess i haven't been inside
uhm, i'm several thousand miles behind on my truck without a tune up, it's on my list of things to do once it gets back from the beauty shop.
that and a big hug
the tacoma has no name yet, i just call it the tacoma.
any suggestions?
Takemehoma?
or maybe...
Chad?
the chad
i dated a chad once, he was an idiot.
remember, i've been in three accidents in the tacoma
how about MMASE (Miss Mary's Absoultely Safe Equipment)
or CRASH (Car Rendered As Safety Hazard)
ag...acronyms. Please leave your work at work
oh ya, those three accidents were in one the span of 14 months...
obviously, they were Ana's fault.
obviously
Its a good thing your training plan is on target cuz you just might need to pull your bike out of the toaster and ride home.
I haven't washed my mini in months, its dirty dirty blue.
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