Tonight's Trainer Talk

Dawn: I am all about the trainer rides now. Can't handle the real road. Trainer is where its at.
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Dawn: We're going to have to pull over a few times on this ride
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Dawn: Wooohooo...2 minutes and 33 seconds
Jeni: 2 minutes and 33 seconds since what?
Dawn: 2 minutes and 33 seconds since 2 minutes and 33 seconds have passed.
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Dawn: We should do a comedy routine on our trainers
Jeni: Ohh..we could bring our trainers to the bella cx party as entertainment
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Dawn: Would you come look at my legs?
Sabine: Sure baby isn't that what a partner is for?
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Jeni: Yes, I'm in a better mood today. I was upstairs playing with my new toy.
Dawn: A vibrator?
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Dawn: You've been spending so much time on your sex addiction that you've been missing out on quality rommate bonding time.
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Dawn: There's not enough saddle on this saddle.
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Dawn: She's imagining freakish occurances with her butt.
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Sabine: You should wear waterproof mascara
Dawn: on my trainer?
Sabine: yeah
Dawn: Because you care?
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Dawn: Do you like kilts?
Jeni: Only whats not under them
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Dawn: EAT LESS! MOVE MORE!
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Dawn: Pull over Jeni
Jeni: no
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Sabine: Who's puppy boy?
Jeni: He's a potential burner boy
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Jeni: She comes into my office and tells me "I've expired Jeni"...like old milk or something.
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Dawn: Dude..how old is Mary Tyler Moore now?
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Jeni: Thats one of the bad things about living with Sabine..you become her blog fodder