Thursday, March 15, 2007

While I eat my bagel

Bored too?

Come and roam around Cyclingnews with me. You know, when you wander over there and lazily click on the stuff besides just the latest news? Maybe clickety click on a diary or tech report or some track race results just to go thigh shopping?

Let's see whats out there today....



Oh. This is a good one to start with. Oopsie! I'm not sure how professional riders wearing radios in a high profile Pro Tour stage race do NOT know that there is a break up the road. Zabel wouldn't have done that.



I could spend entirely too long of a time clicking on the photos here. This stuff's almost as eye candy as a sprinter's thigh. I really should have played hooky from work and gone to this. Damn (slap slap). Keep clicking and see if you can find Sheila.




And I don't care what "they" try to tell us. Its NORBA National. Thats what its called. There is a 20 year history in that terminology that resonates with people. A history that reminds them of Kamikaze and neon jerseys and legends like Julie, Ned, and Tomac. A nitty gritty rough and tumble independent history that people are honored to be a part of. Why confuse people with something generic and watered down? Just let them call it that. Play off of it and build from it. Is there no room for passion in marketing?




This whole Unibet as pawn in Protour battle stuff is silly. The UCI, the ProTour management and whomever makes the laws in France should all be ashamed of themselves. I cannot even keep up with whats going on. But everyone is acting like a stubborn teenaged girl who rolls her eyes too much. And someone needs to give the Unibet lawyer the memo about the green ties.



Ina is such a bad ass.




And finally, its time for some thigh meat and drumsticks. And for that, lets scour the results for a track race....ah, this will do just nicely

15 Comments:

At 2:30 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger jeninsb said...

Boonen did the exact same thing like yesterday or something. As Eisel, I mean.

Weird.

What's a NMBS? Will it bite?

 
At 2:42 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger marscat said...

thank you...i've been so bored today that I was drawn to the "chamois cream" item on cycling news.

"And someone needs to give the Unibet lawyer the memo about the green ties"

hee.

 
At 3:22 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

I've got it in for Ina something fierce. And Laura, for that matter. And all the other short, stockier sexy sprinter ladies. Sigh.

 
At 3:33 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger lauren said...

i didn't perk up till the last picture.

 
At 3:50 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger trac said...

if you click on the picture and make it bigger I think you can almost see something more than his legs through that white spandex.

 
At 4:02 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger lauren said...

good lord! i just tried that.

 
At 4:12 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger jeninsb said...

Now, if he'd just move that helmet a bit to his left...

Ack, my virgin eyes

 
At 4:27 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger jAndy donka-donk said...

I am the loser that is already up to date on cyclingnews and still read your entire post......

If you did these daily I would just read your site instead, but I would need twice a day updates...

 
At 5:09 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger velogirl said...

so hot! thank you, I really needed that today.

 
At 5:20 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger Flandria said...

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At 5:21 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger Flandria said...

Ina = Amazon

Boonen had a flu...I am making an excuse for him - he he

 
At 7:20 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger alicat said...

holy hotness of the thighs.

 
At 7:54 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger Chris said...

First, let me say that I am in no way a homo. But dang, that sprinter dude is stacked.

 
At 9:36 PM, March 15, 2007, Blogger Velo Bella said...

Boonen too? Thats just crazy talk. Maybe these guys know, but then go on autopilot in the sprint and have no control or something...

 
At 8:25 PM, March 17, 2007, Blogger Ann A. Nimity said...

trac said...

if you click on the picture and make it bigger I think you can almost see something more than his legs through that white spandex.

his vagina?

btw-radios are sometimes removed before the sprint. It's confusing when you have someone other than the evil voice in your head telling you what to do.

 

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