Thursday, February 16, 2006

Mission Statement

Its all cool to have a mission in life. A soapbox to stand on. Something that gets your fire going. But puuuuuuleaze, have some reasonableness about it. Trust me, the whole world is not out to get you.

Unless of course, you treat it like it is.

12 Comments:

At 1:47 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

man, we have to have our mission statement pasted up everywhere at work

it used to drive me batty
now i just ignore it

 
At 2:32 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger PAB said...

hey, this is not schmoop! Isn't this a schmoop-only zone?

oh, and doggie porn
and bondage bears
and--
oh, whatever....

 
At 2:33 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

just because you're paranoid
don't mean they're not after you

 
At 2:51 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

you are a psychic

admin came up today
we have a new mission statement!
really it's the old mission statement reworded and a little shorter

"Following the example of Jesus, we alleviate human suffering by providing physical, mental, and spiritual healing"

and we expect to be paid for it

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so that is totally unschmoopy


my mission statement is to get home from work as soon as i can every day to mash lips with you-know-who as soon as possible

 
At 3:47 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

sometimes, I have to set aside the schmoop

not so fond of angry accusatory zealots..no matter how much I agree with the cause

but no worries, the schmoop drifts back in as we speak (write?)

 
At 4:02 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

as much as we'd like
it is impossible to schmoop all the time

so you gotta get the unschmoop out like this when it's there
for reschmoopification

 
At 4:57 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

so I dug around here at work and found ours.
..no mention of jesus though:

To create the most innovative, best performing, highest quality product for riders worldwide.

 
At 5:08 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

seems like a pretty to-the-point statement

they are big on the jesus thing at the admin level here but they don't seem to care about that with the rest of us....i mean i guess they might if we were spouting off negatively about mr. j

but the best thing about it is that they are all supposed to be veggies so there are always veggie foods at all the meetings etc

 
At 1:57 PM, February 17, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

our mission statement:

to improve life here,
to extend life to there,
to find life beyond.

talk about the whole enchilada. we want to do it all, baby.

 
At 2:04 PM, February 17, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

Did they steal that from Star Trek?

 
At 4:19 PM, February 17, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

i wouldn't put it past them here...

did i ever tell you about my treky halloween party that my engineering roommates (from here) and I threw one year.

talk about TOTAL DORK-A-THON

 
At 4:21 PM, February 17, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

but it's not cool like that here anymore...

 

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