Mission Statement
Its all cool to have a mission in life. A soapbox to stand on. Something that gets your fire going. But puuuuuuleaze, have some reasonableness about it. Trust me, the whole world is not out to get you.
Unless of course, you treat it like it is.
posted by Velo Bella @ 1:20 PM
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man, we have to have our mission statement pasted up everywhere at work
it used to drive me batty
now i just ignore it
hey, this is not schmoop! Isn't this a schmoop-only zone?
oh, and doggie porn
and bondage bears
and--
oh, whatever....
just because you're paranoid
don't mean they're not after you
you are a psychic
admin came up today
we have a new mission statement!
really it's the old mission statement reworded and a little shorter
"Following the example of Jesus, we alleviate human suffering by providing physical, mental, and spiritual healing"
and we expect to be paid for it
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so that is totally unschmoopy
my mission statement is to get home from work as soon as i can every day to mash lips with you-know-who as soon as possible
sometimes, I have to set aside the schmoop
not so fond of angry accusatory zealots..no matter how much I agree with the cause
but no worries, the schmoop drifts back in as we speak (write?)
as much as we'd like
it is impossible to schmoop all the time
so you gotta get the unschmoop out like this when it's there
for reschmoopification
so I dug around here at work and found ours.
..no mention of jesus though:
To create the most innovative, best performing, highest quality product for riders worldwide.
seems like a pretty to-the-point statement
they are big on the jesus thing at the admin level here but they don't seem to care about that with the rest of us....i mean i guess they might if we were spouting off negatively about mr. j
but the best thing about it is that they are all supposed to be veggies so there are always veggie foods at all the meetings etc
our mission statement:
to improve life here,
to extend life to there,
to find life beyond.
talk about the whole enchilada. we want to do it all, baby.
Did they steal that from Star Trek?
i wouldn't put it past them here...
did i ever tell you about my treky halloween party that my engineering roommates (from here) and I threw one year.
talk about TOTAL DORK-A-THON
but it's not cool like that here anymore...
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