Monday, January 23, 2006

5:00 Free Crack Giveaway


Jesus

Isn't there any chocolate in this goshdarn* house? I need some chocolate and I need it NOW. All I see in the pantry is flour, pasta and Kashi. What the hell good is any of that gonna do me?

I'm going to start taking apart the pantry shelves.....
%$#^&*^*&^





aaahhhh...

Jeni, I owe you a Skor bar.

20 Comments:

At 8:59 PM, January 23, 2006, Blogger ginmtb said...

Even more important to track that stuff down:

Health bennies of shocolah

 
At 10:52 PM, January 23, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

I ALLWAYS keep chocolate in the house, and now does Goldifly ever since I taught her the responsibilities of keeping a well stocked and manageable household ready for any kind of unforseeable emergency.

Chocolate Fix being at the top of the list. Actually not even on the list cuz it just has to be available at all times, no matter what!

I would not be who i am if I did not live by this one rule.

Gotta love my mom and her teachings, which of course came from my grandmother's mexican chocolate. You'd never find her house without any (or so I've been lectured).

I'm sorry VB, but you and your housemates have failed me miserably. This is unforgivable, you are dead to me.

but some chocolate will bring you back to life.

Miss Mary-off to my stash of Chocolate Covered Hazelnuts, Chocolate Coverd Gramcrakers, a couple of Almond Roca, some Extra Sized Andy's Candies, and a Tall Glass of Hot Coco.

 
At 5:36 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger the old bag said...

thank god
or ginmtb

thought I was
piling on the poundage

for
no

discernable

reason

 
At 6:23 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

mainline it
~

 
At 6:53 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

The Skor didn't quite cut it.
I'm not certain if any kind of chocolate would have helped last night's frenzy.

Except maybe Nutella.

 
At 6:58 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

damn you.

i'd forgotten the nutella.

...

ach ... must not go to grocery before work ...
~

 
At 7:04 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

thrust
is why the Skor didnt work

 
At 7:41 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

did she say 'thrust'?

i often keep chocolate hidden for just such emergencies....found some in a basket when we were packing that i had forgotten

 
At 9:34 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger nicknameless said...

hmmm....well the way I look at it you did me a favor, you removed my temptation to add to my trainer time. :) I'm going to grow up and marry Mary. ;)

 
At 9:48 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

I don't really even care for Skor. Unless its in ice cream. But drastic measures were caled for.

Whats up with the chevy?

 
At 11:00 AM, January 24, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to Tyrone?

 
At 11:01 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger nicknameless said...

oh the Chevyloppi is what the rental car co. saddled me with till my car is all fixed up. grumble...grrr...fuss

 
At 11:27 AM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

that Chevy is so banal and incognito that we could go on a crime spree in it and no one would know.

 
At 12:08 PM, January 24, 2006, Blogger nicknameless said...

ooohhhh yes...lets go steal danskos and chocolate...we'll take over the world with a chevy Pinky

 
At 4:45 PM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

All I know is that there better be some godd^mn Danskos sitting on the porch when I get home.

 
At 4:50 PM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

I just realized I bumped oV's bootron for a crackhead.

I need help.

 
At 4:51 PM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

i'm surprised no one else caught that...

 
At 5:35 PM, January 24, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

you've got more bootron pix

so post another

 
At 5:59 PM, January 24, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

Actually I don't.

Well, there's this sort of bootron profile one, but its out of focus.

I need to take more pics.

 
At 1:20 PM, January 25, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

me too
i'll share any good ones i get

 

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