Friday, January 20, 2006

Can I wear my clogs?


Do you want to learn how to feel more feminine and sensual?
You mean more than he already makes me feel?

Do you want to build your self confidence while exploring your femininity?
Umm. Thats sort of what Velo Bella is about.

Do you want to explore your dancer within?
Yes, every gawdamn day.

Do you want to rekindle or awaken your sexy side?
Geez, any more of this and I might explode.

Do you want to learn to spin around a pole confidently and gracefully?
Okay ladies, no blog cameras allowed.

14 Comments:

At 9:17 AM, January 20, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

Just read where they provide poles and stilletos.

Too funny.

I wonder if they have a big number for the size on the back like bowling shoes?

 
At 9:32 AM, January 20, 2006, Anonymous Jed said...

It's not that funny. I know a certain girl who took that class with one of her girlfriends.

So hot.

 
At 9:36 AM, January 20, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

Why the heck* do you think I am posting this? Knock knock...hello?

Funny is the providing of stilettos. I just envision this carpeted counter like in the bowling alley, where the stilletos are all in little cubbies arranged by size. With the smell of feet stinkspray in the air.

I'm cracking myself up.

 
At 9:37 AM, January 20, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

you're cracking me up

 
At 9:57 AM, January 20, 2006, Anonymous Jed said...

That's so hot.

 
At 10:29 AM, January 20, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

pole-ka?

~

 
At 10:40 AM, January 20, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

oh. hello.

 
At 12:40 PM, January 20, 2006, Blogger nicknameless said...

OMG..I'm gonna bust a gut.

You said pole.

What do you wear to something like this??? oy

 
At 12:57 PM, January 20, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

your boys boxers and a cut-off tee

:-)

 
At 12:58 PM, January 20, 2006, Blogger Miss Mary said...

and don't forget the flair

 
At 1:12 PM, January 20, 2006, Blogger nicknameless said...

I think dawn should bring Supa Ho outta the closet for this ;)

 
At 2:41 PM, January 20, 2006, Blogger ginmtb said...

"oh. hello."

Hmm... do I sense a little trubble in paradise? Perhaps someone needs to take this class...

Dawn? Who's that?

Did someone say carpet?

 
At 2:45 PM, January 20, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

mmm...yes trubble
I can hardly wait.

 
At 4:32 PM, January 21, 2006, Blogger Lilly Bella said...

I bet the vets bring their own stilettos, and they are ultra light. I am bringing my go go boots. Don't be intimidated! You all can bring your clogs if you want.But would you bring a tricycle to a road race...I think not.

We should give a polecat award to one of our own.

I'm just wonderin which one of us has pole hidden talent. Suzy should make a road trip out here.

 

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