Thursday, November 30, 2006

Sasquatch


Aaack. I just noticed.

Good thing its tights and leg warmer weather.

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And on a total wandering sidenote....while doing my google image search I got sidetracked by all the bigfoot websites out there. Some doozies. So if you too are at work putting off, work, ...here's some timekilling fun with Sasquatch:

Bigfoot Field Researchers Org - or bFRO, cause apparently Sasquatch has a bigFro. There is a sightings database. Bigfoot isn't just for the northwest anymore. There are even sightings in Delaware. Sadly though, there are no sightings in Hawaii. And for only $300, you can go and camp in the woods for a couple of moonless nights with a few other Sasquatch fans. Oh my...if that isn't fun in a bucket I don't know what is.

Sasquatch Information Society - Another official research site with a sightings database. Except this site has a sighting in Washington DC. Washington DC? I am cracking myself up picturing Sasquatch touching his big hairy finger to names on the Vietnam Memorial. I know, thats not funny. Then why can't I stop laughing?

Crypto-Bipedal-Primatology - Uhhh... huh?

Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs - "The Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs' mission is to enhance the quality of life, promote economic and ecological opportunity, and to carry out the responsibility to protect and improve the trust assets of Sasquatch, Sasquatch culture and Cascadian native hominoids. This site features "Howl" the blog for Sasquatches and a feature on Sasquatch Arts & Crafts: An Exploration In Moss. Sasquatch silliness.

Sasquatch's My Space - More silliness. This time sponsored by beef jerky.

I am one of those stone cold fact people. Prove it. Otherwise I don't believe it. But, the image of a Sasquatch, sitting in the redwoods, making moss bowls and listening to John Fogerty...thats so sweet. I bet he mountain bikes.

Eeek...better get back to work.

14 Comments:

At 1:27 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

Mr. Man's best friend used to go on week-long camping trips seeking craziness with a buddy. They would wear business suits & sunglasses and pack only beef jerky & Jack Daniels (seriously -- in the woods with nothin' but jerky & JD). Their final year they went lookin' for Sasquatch. I think they probably saw him, but I'm not sure that he was there.

 
At 2:12 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger ginmtb said...

Unfortunately I visited the jerky myspace site and saw the picture of the naked hairy man. Quite possibly the most disturbing image I've ever seen. I'm off to poke a hot soldering iron in my eyes.

 
At 3:19 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

damn you gin ... i'd have never gone.


oh lord ... it stings my brain!

 
At 3:33 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger PAB said...

i want to believe.

but not that bad....

 
At 3:36 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

luckily that music kept me from staying on the myspace site for more than a few seconds...

and everyone knows that it's the underpants gnomes that steal your underpants, not sasquatch!

 
At 3:40 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

Panda's Mr.Man sounds killer.



btw - this post is a fair bit of showin' off.

 
At 4:12 PM, November 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewe, i just saw the naked hairy man too.

apparently the beef jerky sasquatch is agnostic and a pisces.

 
At 5:02 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

Dammit, people, now I have to see the nekkid guy (for objectivitiy's sake)...

(For the record, I happen to think Mr. Man is the cat's pajamas.)

 
At 5:04 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

Holy christ.

No one's going to bring up the guy drinkin' primate urine from the comments? No one?

 
At 5:43 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger PAB said...

you stayed on that site long enough to read comments??!!

 
At 6:22 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger velogirl said...

hairy toes, eh?

 
At 8:51 PM, November 30, 2006, Blogger ginmtb said...

The monkey thing is a nice pshop job - if you want one of you doing that, let me know. Just send me a shot of you drinking out of a water bottle place higher over your head. Preferably with two hands.

Now the hairy dude would be tough to do via pshop. No, I won't be doing that. Oi.

 
At 9:19 AM, December 01, 2006, Blogger bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

The hairy naked man is in the comments! I wasn't readin', I was just lookin' at the pictures...

 
At 9:20 AM, December 01, 2006, Blogger bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

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