More fun with Craigslist

As annoying as looking for a rental share in Santa Cruz is, at least it is entertaining. Here's today's top picks:

"I have large home in Rio Del Mar (Santa Cruz) and looking for a nice female who would rather have fun than pay rent! Yep. I own several businesses and don't have time to look for someone so thought this is the best method! I want someone to look out for the place and be there when I am. Simple enough- "

"Undouche house looks for non douche (santa cruz)
Hey! If you want to live in a chill house with people that like pirates and beer than look no further! The room is dorm size, we have plenty of parking and 7 glorious acres to chill on. We also have a fenced garden in need of some TLC. We are responsible people who like to have fun, so the occasional party is welcomed . we have washer/dryer. what else could you want? stop by and find out/ say hi. Douches need not apply! "

"Oh no pets..but we have a fish named Blah"

"Two good-looking young males (24) need a third roommate. Two current roommates are clean. Preferred roommate: decent+ looking female who likes to go out, is clean, has lots of hot friends, and has a higher than normal intellect"

"I play music almost everyday. I play the upright and electric bass and am willing to play round your schedule so it's no big bother to you. Strangely I've gotten some inquiries about the room from 3 seperate punky bassists. Sadly Im thinking that one more bassist under this roof and the house would crumble down to the ground. All other instruments welcome!"

"We are into conscious manifestation and the support and cocreation of all of our hearts desires"

"Chillers are welcome"

"Dogs, cats, and other "free ranging" pets are not acceptable, but if you've got some really interesting species attached to you, we can talk. "

"No maniacs"