Wednesday, March 01, 2006

More fun with Craigslist


As annoying as looking for a rental share in Santa Cruz is, at least it is entertaining. Here's today's top picks:

"I have large home in Rio Del Mar (Santa Cruz) and looking for a nice female who would rather have fun than pay rent! Yep. I own several businesses and don't have time to look for someone so thought this is the best method! I want someone to look out for the place and be there when I am. Simple enough- "

"Undouche house looks for non douche (santa cruz)
Hey! If you want to live in a chill house with people that like pirates and beer than look no further! The room is dorm size, we have plenty of parking and 7 glorious acres to chill on. We also have a fenced garden in need of some TLC. We are responsible people who like to have fun, so the occasional party is welcomed . we have washer/dryer. what else could you want? stop by and find out/ say hi. Douches need not apply! "

"Oh no pets..but we have a fish named Blah"

"Two good-looking young males (24) need a third roommate. Two current roommates are clean. Preferred roommate: decent+ looking female who likes to go out, is clean, has lots of hot friends, and has a higher than normal intellect"

"I play music almost everyday. I play the upright and electric bass and am willing to play round your schedule so it's no big bother to you. Strangely I've gotten some inquiries about the room from 3 seperate punky bassists. Sadly Im thinking that one more bassist under this roof and the house would crumble down to the ground. All other instruments welcome!"

"We are into conscious manifestation and the support and cocreation of all of our hearts desires"

"Chillers are welcome"

"Dogs, cats, and other "free ranging" pets are not acceptable, but if you've got some really interesting species attached to you, we can talk. "

"No maniacs"

11 Comments:

At 9:47 AM, March 01, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

i heard through the grapevine that oV found a place and is moving but i expect some details dammit

 
At 9:54 AM, March 01, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

Found a place with lots of blogging material. But are waiting to hear back from them.

We played marimbas there together.

 
At 11:23 AM, March 01, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

"We played marimbas there together"

... is that what the kids are calling it, nowadays?

 
At 12:16 PM, March 01, 2006, Blogger X Bunny said...

i think you're scaring me

 
At 12:39 PM, March 01, 2006, Anonymous Jed said...

Those chicks in the photo look hot.

 
At 12:43 PM, March 01, 2006, Blogger Velo Bella said...

you'd have to live with their fish named Blah

thats the pic they put up instead of a pic of the house or room

I'm so glad we don't have to look anymore.

Now we can kick back and drink the Fat Cat Ale while we munch on chard and kale.

 
At 1:19 PM, March 01, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

i got her to throw in another case of da'FatCats ... sealed the deal.

get that shyte in the fridge, yo. and, let's break a few open this weekend with the VeloWay (or is it, SafeBella?) girls n' boys.
~

 
At 1:27 PM, March 01, 2006, Anonymous Jed said...

oV...you racing P/1 or w/ the master's fatties?

 
At 2:04 PM, March 01, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

Jedi!

you payin' my entry?

otherwise, it's masters' fatboy racing fo' me.

...

probably the only racing I'll focus on NRC this year will be the Mt. Hoodie (wanna win 'dat crit, yo) and maybe Gila (another critty-classic).

otherwise, not enough time to train for 5 hr races for this old boy.

me = 3 hour pumpkin explosion with workey-work training in legs.

you workin' too hard this weekend or gonna grab some eats with us?

[pedalhome at the hotmail-age]

 
At 3:28 PM, March 01, 2006, Anonymous Jed said...

workin' it a bit too hard to make din din...sorry.

 
At 3:31 PM, March 01, 2006, Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

poo.

next one.

 

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