Madame Sabinski
While driving around the Central Valley last weekend, we saw the hugest neon sign for a palm reader. Wish I took a picture of it, because now I realize that blogging about it, without a pic, is kind of boring.
But trust me, that was one impressive palm.
Can't believe I have to turn around and head back to the Central Valley again tomorrow, and then again next weekend, and then again? Thats okay, we have so much fun traveling and racing and driving and acting fools and spreading schmoop, that it doesn't really matter where we go.
So what was I talking about?
Oh yeah..Palm readers. Okay.
While I was at Target the other day picking up flair and sidewalk chalk, I also picked up a magic squishy ball. Its sitting on my desk right now. Its squishy. And its magic. When you squish it, it gives you the answer to any yes or no question. Thats how magic it is.
For instance-
Sabine: Will anyone even read this ridiculous blog?
Magic Squishy Ball: Time will tell
See?
So, if you are really really bored and you have a question for the magic squishy ball, let me know and I will consult it for you.
And no lame crude jokes about squishy balls.
Late update: Oh! I just found a pic of that palm reader sign. Damn this internet thing is cool.
14 Comments:
Question: Will I beat PF in a race head to head this year?
question:
should i publish a post about chocolate body paint?
Answer: only if you were glitter.
...er, 'wear glitter'
question:
do i need a snicker's bar?
Hey now, wait until the Magic 8 Ball, err, the magic squishy ball answers. Then you can comment on how much you want to hurt me...
ginmtb: Without a doubt
xbunny: Absolutely
oV: Not!
pf:Perhaps
Madame Sabinski has spoken
Uh huh, now whatcha gonna say PF? The magic squishy ball has spoken!
moo?
pab: Dream On!
(and the magic squishy ball, not me, included the exclamation mark)
Q: will Migo have a glass of wine poured and ready for me when I get home? Will I get to come home tonight....?
I'm sorry Nick, the squishy ball is closed for the weekend. Snelling is no place for a magic squishy ball.
oh...and who's big tennis shoes were those at the doorstep this morning????
ooh! could you maybe ask the magic squishy ball if I'm ever going to beat the "bmxboy since birth" going downhill at Santa Teresa?
erein: You'll have to wait until Monday to find out the fate of you vs bmxboysincebirth
Chicken farms are no places for such magic
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