Lance socks + Sheryl = Livewrong
There are some things that are just wrong...like Lance socks. Good is good and bad is bad and in Sheryl Crow's words those Lance socks gotta be the nerdiest she's ever had. I think I know why they broke up. Rock and roll + Lance socks do not equal forever. Its too late for me I signed the contract without the deal breaker clause. Girls don't forget to write in your deal breakers. He does have a cute little bum though.