Kill the prime minister of Malaysia
8 Things that suck about trainer workouts:
1. Talking makes your heartrate go up
2. Singing makes your heartrate go up
3. Laughing makes your heartrate go up
4. You can't drop your buddies
5. Jeni won't let you wuss out on the last interval
6. The neighbors' dogs run in when you open the door for air
7. Chamois crawls up your cootchie pie
8. Can't blow snot rockets
1 Thing that don't suck about trainer workouts:
1. fit, fast and sexy.
posted by Velo Bella @ 8:54 PM
7 Comments:
"7. Chamois crawls up your cootchie pie"
That sounds like a better option than Prince Charles.
huh? does that mean it's better to have a chamois rather than Prince Charles up your c-pie? Personally the idea of anything "crawling" in that area gives me the creeps royalty be damned.
and then there's the goshdarn* ears
*cussing lite so that I can access this at new job
9.you have to dry your bike off of all the sweat afterwards or the mechanic gets upset about rust
10. you have to wait to heat the house up until after your work-out or you suffocate
11. flair just doesn't help much
The good stuff
2. singing with the ipod turned way up
3. you don't need a fender in the rain
4. fit, fast, and sexy (i know you said this already, but it deserves a few spots on the list)
Sorry, perhaps I'm getting my c-pies mixed up. I was referring to Prince Charles wanting to come back as Camilla's... ah heck*, gol dang* it. Forget it. I think I should stay out of this discussion if I know what's good for me.
*more cussing lite
Camilla = cootchie pie?
I'm not sure I understand.
And I'm not even canadian or anything.
Jeez I know I'm going to regret this one... but here goes:
Prince Charles as Camilla's...
Even a Canadian could figure it out now. Maybe.
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