Friday, December 16, 2005

Giddy Gawdamn Up

For some crazy reason, about 50 of us are headed to the Saddle Rack tonight to celebrate Valerie's birthday, and as a sort of hurrah for everyone that worked on the Surf City series.

Now, the Saddle Rack is a C&W joint. I've never been there, but I'm picturing hay on the floor, Coors Light on tap, and one of those spinny psuedo-sexual bull ride things in the corner. I've got nothing against beaver fur hats and snakeskin boots (well, wait, maybe I do), but a place like the Saddle Rack, is usually not my scene of choice.

Now, invite 50 of my favorite people in the whole world, and all of a sudden, there is no place I'd rather be. (okay, there is this one place, but well...never mind)

So, last night, while drinking too much wine with my roomates, I brought up how scared I was of this "line dancing" thing. Line dancing. Everyone dancing the same thing. At the same time. In lines. Creepy.

But my roommates start busting out with all these line dancing names (Apparently there are a bunch of different kinds of these line dances). I just looked at them both, bewildered. I thought I knew these women. Seems as if I didn't. Dawn has this whole Texas past going on. And Jeni. My dear little Stumpjumpin, doubles hopin, face plantin, Jeni was a ...get this... RODEO QUEEN.

Ro-Day-O Queen.
Well, I'll be.

"We expect lady-like behavior and appropriate behavior from the moment you are crowned until you give up your title"

Ha! Yeah. Right.

Tonight is going to be a hoot. Can't wait.


At 5:24 PM, December 16, 2005, Blogger X Bunny said...

ah, now i see why olaf didn't answer me when i asked him where he was going on friday...i can't wait for y'all to show us your steps

At 6:19 PM, December 16, 2005, Blogger nicknameless said...

That ain't no bull like I ever saw....

At 9:24 AM, December 17, 2005, Blogger Velo Bella said...

he said, "oh shit" and then asked me to give you one ofthese

At 11:06 AM, December 17, 2005, Blogger ginmtb said...

Guess the phrase, "wanna take a ride on the wild baloney pony?" needs to modified in this instance.

At 9:09 PM, December 17, 2005, Blogger X Bunny said...

but i intend to be such a bad bunny that you better save them for when i really deserve them or you might run out....

At 8:04 AM, January 03, 2006, Anonymous Jake said...

Hi, I'm a fan of tap dancing and I would like to know where to meet similar people. I've joined this site (tap dancing) and would like to know of other sites.

At 8:52 AM, January 03, 2006, Anonymous Kevin said...

Hey there. Nice blog. Can I ask if you know of any sites like this one (line dancing) where I can meet other people interested in line dancing?


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