Blue Balls for Christmas

This year I am getting my hon bun blue balls for Christmas. He wasn't happy to hear that neither. What I meant was I wanted a white Christmas tree with blue ornaments. Kinda like a Velobella Christmas tree...with blue disco balls and pretty boas as garland. I know its not tradish, but when has that stopped me? Yep, thats what I want, blue balls for Christmas and a roomful of bellas to enjoy them.