Crap, now my phone is ringing off the hook. I am going to ignore the persistent ringing and waste company time by posting this instead.
Why does this read like a eugoogily? I didn't die for crying out loud.
"Sabine Dukes, our General Accounting Manager, has announced that she will be leaving Granite in late December.
Sabine has made many contributions in the six years she has been with Granite. During that time she has dealt with the impact of substantial growth in volume and complexity of our business, all the while ensuring that the element of fun remained a staple in her department. She will be sorely missed by those of us who work with her"
Lookout Foxy accountants, I am bringing a big ol box of fun to your department.