Fact-o-Rama

Some figures from my lunch ride on the fabulous Coyote Creek bike path today:

Avg Temperature: 82 F
Avg Windspeed when I had a headwind: 27 mph give or take
Avg Windspeed when I turned around and had a tailwind: 3 mph
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Length of bike path I rode: 24 miles
# of cyclists I saw on 24 miles of bike path: 2
# of cyclists I saw without orange penant flags attached to their bikes: 0
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# of bike lanes on big new roads that connect to bike path: 0
# of unnecessary twists and turns bike path takes: like a gazillion
How long since this bike path has last been maintained: long time
Probablity that this path will be a viable method of alternative transportation: 4.73%
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# of mangy junkyard dogs that scared the holy effin crap out of me: 1
# of dogs playing on the dog agility course: 0
# of bobcats playing on the dog agility course: 1

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Avg speed I rode on first leg of ride: 12mph
# of buzzards following me waiting for me to keel over: 5
Average wingspan of said buzzards: 37 feet give or take
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# of "Beware of Mtn Lion" signs I saw: 9
# of Mtn Lions I saw: 0
How scared I was of mtn lions on a scale of 1-10: 2

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# of "Beware of Creepy People" signs I saw: 0
# of Creepy People I saw: 3
How scared I was of creepy people on a scale of 1-10: 7
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# of dogs peeing I saw: 3
# of guys peeeing I saw: 0
# of girls peeing I saw: 1
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# of times I thought about Michael while pedaling: 3
# of times I thought about ice cream while pedaling: 11
Probability that I'll get some after admitting that: 99.6%

Next time I am bringing the camera.