You like your women fast?

I feel like rambling.

I just realized that this weekend is the NRC opener at McClane.

The NRC, stands for National Racing Calendar. It should stand for Numerous Races Calendar. There's a lot of em. Its expensive for a broke little team like ours to compete in this series thingie. So this year, we just picked the best and funnest of the bunch. And of course, the California season openers are all on the schedule.

Racing for Velo Bella-Kona this weekend will be:
Jennifer "JJ" Chapman
Nicole "Snerf" Freedman
Jennifer "Why aren't I JJ?" Joynt
Kele "Keepthatflairawayfromme" Murdin
Hiroko "Gimme Some" Shimada
Crazy Jane Ziegler
Monica "Fastmama" Neilson
Andi "Attack first ask later"Smith

We are fortunate to have one of the best bunch gallopers in the country on our team. And no, she did not cause this crash. Unless it was with evil wheel hopping thought waves or something.

Can't wait to watch the team work together on their first race. They will be coming straight from training camp to the event. I wonder if they got pedicures? I hope to see some flair on even the flair shy Nicole and Kele. Even flair-lite will do. That shit works you know. Just ask the bag boys.
It looks like some of the fastest finishers won't be there. I don't see Tina Mayonaisse or Ina Choochooburg on the list. They are probably both still down under competing in the World Cups.

Ina.
She's so damn burly.
But knows how to have fun.
I dig her.

She won a stage in that Aussie stage race and she won the first World Cup. Good to see. She spent many a year as a leadout rider for Petrol Rossner and then she stuck to mostly domestic racing. So its nice to see her make her mark on the international scene. There's another World Cup this weekend in New Zealand. Maybe the cheeky cute Sarah can take it in front of her home crowd. I'd like that.

So my pick for the winner at McClane is, of course, Snerf and for the NZ World Cup its Sarah. And my pick for the 3/4 race is super secret. We'll be back Monday to see how it all went.

Happy Weekend.

P.S.
Nicole, this ol Shaklee picture is killing me

P.P.S.
This picture over there =>
is for my clicking pleasure only and has no relevance to the above so feel free to ignore.

P.P.P.S.
Its all about the Fat Cat this weekend.

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Ohmigawd...I almost totally forgot.
My roommates are complete pervs.
They are.
I came home last night to find them both watching (on tv) some big beardy naked guy with a dickiedo dancing some weird belly dance thing. He was totally naked, with his dingaling just a flopping around.

P.P.P.P.P.S.
Has anyone seen Shorty lately?