Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Myocardial Infarction

How to give Sabine a heart attack:

Convince Sabine that she and her team should promote a UCI Category 1 event, although the team has only ever promoted one little dinky event and they don't take much of anything seriously. Tell the whole country about this event. Invite the nation's best to this event. Make this event matter for national team selection.

Book the venue 8 months before the event. Call the venue every month and then every two weeks to check in.

Then 3 days before the event, have the facilities guy at the venue tell Sabine that there might be a haul truck dumping base rock, and a crew building a chip seal road, all over the course on Saturday.

Baa_bump...Baa_bump...Baa_bump...Baa_________________

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